Dan Wilson Comedy blog

1. Cuban mullets.

2. Wearing wrist bands when I make love to my girlfriend. And by girlfriend I mean, Mark McGwire’s son.

3. Running from responsibility.

4. Date rape. It’s acceptable in certain social situations.

5. Gloria Estefan live in concert.

6. Tattoos done in minimum security prisons.

7. Roid rage. Not steroids, hemmorhroid rage.

8. The tranformers movies. Shia Lebouf is so dreamy!

9. Killing small animals with my bare hands to prove I’ve “still got it”.

10. Outing my friends on their drug use, yet not outing myself on my own sexuality.