Dan Wilson Comedy blog

Whatever happened to having a little self respect? Whatever happened to the good old days when not everybody thought they were the hottest piece of ass alive?  I can remember a time when having 1,000 pictures up on a website meant you were a whore, and there was something terribly wrong with you. And now, thanks websites like myspace and facebook, we allow people to post picture after picture, usually the same damn pose, making the same stupid face. We get it, 10 lonely guys on facebook want to fuck you.

Congratulations.

Too bad dignity doesn’t want to fuck you. I find increasingly more and more people are truly convinced that they are completely hot shit. Anybody can make a website, anybody can post pictures. It doesn’t mean you should. I can shoot a basketball and make it a few times out of 10, it doesn’t mean I’m ready to go pro. I blame the whole “you’re good enough and smart enough” crap that parents feed their kids. If you truly want to see your kids shine, tell them they aren’t shit, and will never be shit. Take a page out of Joe Jackson’s parenting handbook, and watch your kids blow the world away.