I'm Dan. I'm a comedian. I say things to try and make you laugh. I hope you enjoy what I have to say. If you don't enjoy what I have to say, then you're probably racist. Enjoy your life you biggot. In the meantime, enjoy my musings, quips, and thoughts. Thank you.
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